The Carus Chronicles

Happy Valentine's Day Struggling to think of a last minute gift for your significant other? Well, I have the product for you. While some men might take it offensively if you hand them soap specifically designed to clean their junk, I think it's a rather sweet and caring way to say, without saying, you care about their manhood. (Picture from Ball Wash Official Facebook Page) "Ball Wash is a Men's Natural Activated Charcoal wash for your nuts, butt and body. Treat your boys like the champions they are." (Ball Wash, 2018) With slogans like: "Goes on Black Cleans your sack" and "Keep your junk jolly" (Christmas Campaign) and "Desk the halls with clean balls" (Christmas Campaign) and (Picture from Ball Wash Official Facebook Page) I want to buy the product for the sheer marketing genius, and I don't even have balls! Where on earth did they come up with the concept? From The Official Ball Wash Faceboo...

It's almost been a year since the male romper hit the fashion scene and divided people across the nation. A little behind on this fashion trend? Yes, for the fair price of $99 US dollars, you, too, could outfit your man in a classy, floral romper (source: https://getonfleek.com/product/facts-romper/) Back in June, 2017, you could pledge $5 USD or more to the "the Original RompHim" and be a "RompHero" (ACED Design, 2017) "Want to support the fashion revolution (from a distance)? You can join the #rompsquad and receive updates as we bring our apparel to the world." (ACED Design, 2017) So now that it's been almost one year since the ACED Design Kickstarter campaign , and you may have even seen one of these bro romper wearing unicorns strutting down the beach, what do you think? Hate them, or love them?