Weird Product Wednesday: Ta Ta Towel

February 21, 2018

Say what?!?

The Ta-Ta Towel is exactly what it sounds like...a towel for your ta-tas! You know... your chest pillows, the girls, rack, jugs, knockers, bongos, double lattes, sweater stretchers, twin peaks, my personal favourite chesticles...or, simply put, your breasts.

(Source: https://tatatowels.com)

Now that you know what they are, you're probably jumping to the next common question surrounding this product.

WHY?

Founder and creator, Erin Robertson explains the inspiration behind her product:

I was living in Los Angeles and getting ready to go out on a first date. As I got out of the shower and started getting ready, I could not stop sweating — not because I was about to go on a first date, but because my tiny A/C unit was broken AND it was the beginning of summer. I had a lot working against me. I tried everything: I tucked wash cloths under my breasts, I tried dumping baby powder all over me, I even put a t-shirt on and tucked it under my boobs. But the wash cloths looked ridiculous, the baby powder made me look more like dough, and the t-shirt was making me sweat even more. While I was blow-drying my hair, I just kept thinking: “There HAS to be a better way to keep the beads of sweat from dripping down my stomach.” Sound familiar?

Back in my slimmer days I would've scratched my head about all this, but after two babies, I can definitely see the appeal and need for such a product. Frankly speaking, it's brilliant. (TMI WARNING: I would've loved a Ta-Ta Towel when I was nursing my babies. I think this should be a new standard gift for baby showers. Just saying. Brilliant.)

Keep them high,
Keep them dry

The patented Ta-Ta Towel (c) comes in a variety of patterns and solid colours, and to take a peak at their look book, you click the link to "walk down mammary lane." I'm dying.